nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

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Lmao

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the best response^

(via bryarly)

“Matt and I did a play together called Swimming with Sharks before we worked on Doctor Who and we really get each other. I think we manage to surprise one another quite a bit, and we’ll definitely work together again at some point in the future.”  -Arthur Darvill

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Fangirl Challenge: [2/10] Relationships » Simon Bellamy & Alisha Bailey
"He's not a superhero, he's my boyfriend."

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

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arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

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licensetocannibalize:

toastbrains:

the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them

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lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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yes-this-is-patrick:

greentea-addict:

itseasytoremember:

meu-mix:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post

yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy

yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure

yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza

(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime, via exploringnerddom)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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joshwatchintv:

You guys I can’t even with this. 

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joshwatchintv:

You guys I can’t even with this. 

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ronaldreaganisdead:

rocks dont move and they are happy

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